So last night there was a DRAGROCKSHOW at "Dauphines" which is a new cafe where the Raven used to be. It has apparently not made much of a statement as everyone just calls it the "Where the Raven used to be" . . .ahh right. Also, no one can pronounce it. Well, in honor of "V-DAY" and to raise funds there was a drag show and pantie auction as well as bands "Deny the Dinosaur" and "Victory Smokes" ; the latter of which changed their name, just for the evening to "Vagina Smokes" tasteful. Well I had to work and then I was elsewhere for another hour so I missed the drag show. . .I am v. disappointed they are always quite amusing. I say that like I am a veteran or something when really the only one I have gone to was at what was it . . . "the escape"? Well, I Imagine that they are just as fabulous (in fact since that one was v. amature quite a bit better) in any venue so I actually was put out. Well I did catch the bands and that was tres amusant as the singer of the first spent the majority writhing on the floor and it was just post-drag show so the crowd was v. entertaining.
After this extravaganza I as 'hangin' with my people and this guy Sam was telling me the tatoo he has on his knuckles. I thought he was just messing with me as there was nothing there and he said it was one of those tattoos that only showed up under blacklight. I told him he was ridiculous. . .at which point he pulled out a blacklight pen (from his room) and showed me that yes, indeed he had a blacklight tattoo on his knuckles. I suggest wriing something on your forehead and then going clubbing. . . yeah, rock that shi*
I have neglected you blog and for that I have no remorse!!!!!!
I am sorry.
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LIAR, you're not sorry at all. It's okay, though. I understand that you aren't particularly as some are about sharing all of their thoughts with the world in word form.
Yes, it was The Escape. Damn, we're cool.
Ah, man, even though I only went to The Raven the one time you took me last summer, I'm still feeling kind of disappointed that it's gone because that place was pretty damn... hipster fabul-oh-so. At least I was able to hit it up once before they took it away.
Thanks to yoooooooou.
Sam's odd; if you're going to get a tattoo just go all the way. Don't be a (INSULT SYNONYM FOR FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS HERE) about it.
I mean to say particularly obsessive.
obsessive.
obsessive.
Well it isn't as if he was afraid of the public backlash. . . what is a leg sleeve called? well he has one. . . You are driving here NOWWWWW!!!!! I find your deregotory use of female genitals quite offensive, reclaim the vagina andrea.
I think a leg sleeve would technically be... a stocking. HAHA. The man was wearing a stocking!
By the way... if your vagina wore clothing, what would it be wearing? I think mine would have a bright pink feather boa. Isn't that just so me?
A friend of mine auditioned for a role in the Vagina Monologues and that was one of the questions the director asked her. No shit! (for the record, her answer was "a jaunty little cap")
Thats a good answer, both of you. I think mine would change outfits upon mood. . Today: a silk bow tie.
I don't normally use female body parts as an insult. It was just the first word that came to mind.
A pant... maybe? Sleeves are for arms and pants are for legs.
I'm calling it a pant.
no no... not a pant... a STOCKING.
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