China is planning on forcing the sky to rain in order to ensure nice weather for the upcoming Olympics with a concept called cloud seeding. Cloud seeding, the artificial stimulation of rain, was invented by atmospheric scientist Bernard Vonnegut. Kurt Vonnegut's older brother.

I am sitting in a cafe. Across the street is a twenty something guy with a plethora of necklaces and a woven had. He has a sign made of cardboard and the black ink reads: "My Liver is a Terrorist, Please Help Me Kill it."